Wednesday, November 30, 2005

The Little Prince





Voici mon secret. Il est très simple : on ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.

(Here is my secret. It is very simple. It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; What is essential is invisible to the eye.)
Antoine de Saint-Exupery, The Little Prince

"If you please--draw me a sheep!" Thus begins Antoine de Saint-Exupery's bittersweet story of childhood -- his meeting with the little prince. Few writers have captured the differences between adults and children better than Saint-Exupery, particularly this book, which tells the story of the Boy Prince from Asteroid B-612, who comes to Earth looking for a sheep to rid his tiny planet of baobab trees. The story is full of wisdom for both kids and adults, and above all teaches love and understanding and the importance of childhood.

Very few books can reach both adults and children -- The Little Prince stands on a level with Narnia and Dr. Seuss in that respect. If you haven't read it, whether you have kids or not, I highly recommend it.

Cubs Front-Runners for Furcal

It appears the Cubs may make a big splash in the free agent market by signing SS and needed leadoff hitter Rafael Furcal, in reports from ESPN and the Chicago Tribune. This would be big for the Cubs, and would make their off-season a success even if they can't add another bat. Stay tuned.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Well, Duh

This news just in -- if you have a fat rumpus, you may need a longer needle for those delightful medical sticks in the derriere. Are you kidding me? This is the best the media can come up with? This isn't news, it's common sense!

Bears

Week by week, I'm becoming more of a believer. The only teams I don't see them matching up well against are three AFC teams: Indianapolis, Pittsburgh (if healthy) and Denver. Can they get to the Super Bowl with Kyle Orton at QB? Definitely. Will they? Now that's the question. I think they have as good a shot as any in the NFC, particularly if they get a game or 2 at home. My prediction -- they win one playoff game this year and set the foundation for next year.

Here's what the SNL Superfans have to say about this weekend's game (from SNL website -- Packers and Lovie Smith references substituted!)

Bill Swerski: Now, gentlemen, let me ask you this: What if Da Bears were all 14 inches tall, you know, about so high? Now, what's your score of Sunday's game?

Carl Wollarski: Against Da Packers?

Bill Swerski: Yes, give 'em a handicap.

Carl Wollarski: Bears 18, Packers 10. And that would finally be a good game.

Pat Arnold: Yeah, it would be a good game. Mini Bears 24, Packers 14.

Todd O'Conner: What about Coach Lovie? Would he be mini, too?

Bill Swerski: No, he would be full-grown.

Todd O'Conner: Oh, then, uh.. Mini Bears 31, Packers 7.

Carl Wollarski: Oh, hold on. Then I change mine, too. I thought it was Mini Lovie.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Next Time, I'll Try the Getaway Car

Man tries to evade police on riding lawnmower -- I'm cutting some grass while I'm heading to Mexico, and freedom, baby, sweet freedom!

Walk the Line

Saw the Johnny Cash biopic last night -- well worth the price (free, thanks to David or Papa's?) movie passes. Would've been worth the $7.50, too. Joaquin Phoenix really gets into the character, and Reese Witherspoon was also great as June Carter. The time frame of the movie is a pretty brutal time in Cash's life -- a time when he was drinking, pill-popping and cheating on his first wife. A scene I really liked came toward the end; in helping Cash get his life back together, June Carter takes a reluctant Johnny back to church for the first time in a long time. Not a country fan, but there's something about Johnny Cash's music that breaks down that boundary for me.

Friday, November 25, 2005

Sox Trade for Thome

Why is Sox Nation so excited about this deal? The guy's had back problems for several years, is coming off an awful 2005, and happens to be 35 years old, an age when many sluggers that aren't on the juice start hitting the downside of their careers. And to get him they trade Aaron Rowand? Please. I think the heady days of the 2005 World Series win has addled Sox fans' brains. These are the types of team-killing moves they made up until last year. Gonna be a waste of $21.5M for the Sox, which could have been spent on keeping Konerko or otherwise upgrading the O.

Sayonara Mr. Miyagi

Pat Morita died in Las Vegas yesterday at age 73. He was best known for the roles of Mr. Miyagi in the Karate Kid (and for the butt-kickings he gave Johnny and his posse and eventually, Johnny's sensei, Kreese). He also played Arnold on Happy Days, preceding Al, who owned the drive-in Richie and the Fonz hung-out in. Daniel-san and I, will miss you.

Tornado in Newburgh



Took a drive through Nana and Papa's town today to take a look at the tornado damage from a few weeks ago. Absolutely unreal. The amount of the destruction and the total randomness of the homes hit versus the homes spared are the two things that really struck me. Gave me an appreciation of what New Orleans and Mississippi must look like on an even greater scale. Jen took some pictures, which are displayed on her password protected blog. I think it's worthwhile to see things like these up close and personal. Being there can impact you in a way that the news and mere pictures cannot.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving!

The following is from the Fourth World Documentation Project, at the following website -- http://www.2020tech.com/thanks/temp.html

THE PLYMOUTH THANKSGIVING STORY

When the Pilgrims crossed the Atlantic Ocean in 1620,
they landed on the rocky shores of a territory that was
inhabited by the Wampanoag (Wam pa NO ag) Indians. The
Wampanoags were part of the Algonkian-speaking peoples, a
large group that was part of the Woodland Culture area.
These Indians lived in villages along the coast of what is
now Massachusetts and Rhode Island. They lived in round-
roofed houses called wigwams. These were made of poles
covered with flat sheets of elm or birch bark. Wigwams
differ in construction from tipis that were used by Indians
of the Great Plains.

The Wampanoags moved several times during each year in
order to get food. In the spring they would fish in the
rivers for salmon and herring. In the planting season they
moved to the forest to hunt deer and other animals. After
the end of the hunting season people moved inland where
there was greater protection from the weather. From
December to April they lived on food that they stored
during the earlier months.

The basic dress for men was the breech clout, a length
of deerskin looped over a belt in back and in front. Women
wore deerskin wrap-around skirts. Deerskin leggings and fur
capes made from deer, beaver, otter, and bear skins gave
protection during the colder seasons, and deerskin
moccasins were worn on the feet. Both men and women usually
braided their hair and a single feather was often worn in
the back of the hair by men. They did not have the large
feathered headdresses worn by people in the Plains Culture
area.

There were two language groups of Indians in New
England at this time. The Iroquois were neighbors to the
Algonkian-speaking people. Leaders of the Algonquin and
Iroquois people were called "sachems" (SAY chems). Each
village had its own sachem and tribal council. Political
power flowed upward from the people. Any individual, man or
woman, could participate, but among the Algonquins more
political power was held by men. Among the Iroquois,
however, women held the deciding vote in the final
selection of who would represent the group. Both men and
women enforced the laws of the village and helped solve
problems. The details of their democratic system were so
impressive that about 150 years later Benjamin Franklin
invited the Iroquois to Albany, New York, to explain their
system to a delegation who then developed the "Albany Plan
of Union." This document later served as a model for the
Articles of Confederation and the Constitution of the
United States.

These Indians of the Eastern Woodlands called the
turtle, the deer and the fish their brothers. They
respected the forest and everything in it as equals.
Whenever a hunter made a kill, he was careful to leave
behind some bones or meat as a spiritual offering, to help
other animals survive. Not to do so would be considered
greedy. The Wampanoags also treated each other with
respect. Any visitor to a Wampanoag home was provided with
a share of whatever food the family had, even if the supply
was low. This same courtesy was extended to the Pilgrims
when they met.

We can only guess what the Wampanoags must have
thought when they first saw the strange ships of the
Pilgrims arriving on their shores. But their custom was to
help visitors, and they treated the newcomers with
courtesy. It was mainly because of their kindness that the
Pilgrims survived at all. The wheat the Pilgrims had
brought with them to plant would not grow in the rocky
soil. They needed to learn new ways for a new world, and
the man who came to help them was called "Tisquantum" (Tis
SKWAN tum) or "Squanto" (SKWAN toe).

Squanto was originally from the village of Patuxet (Pa
TUK et) and a member of the Pokanokit Wampanoag nation.
Patuxet once stood on the exact site where the Pilgrims
built Plymouth. In 1605, fifteen years before the Pilgrims
came, Squanto went to England with a friendly English
explorer named John Weymouth. He had many adventures and
learned to speak English. Squanto came back to New England
with Captain Weymouth. Later Squanto was captured by a
British slaver who raided the village and sold Squanto to
the Spanish in the Caribbean Islands. A Spanish Franciscan
priest befriended Squanto and helped him to get to Spain
and later on a ship to England. Squanto then found Captain
Weymouth, who paid his way back to his homeland. In England
Squanto met Samoset of the Wabanake (Wab NAH key) Tribe,
who had also left his native home with an English explorer.
They both returned together to Patuxet in 1620. When they
arrived, the village was deserted and there were skeletons
everywhere. Everyone in the village had died from an
illness the English slavers had left behind. Squanto and
Samoset went to stay with a neighboring village of
Wampanoags.

One year later, in the spring, Squanto and Samoset
were hunting along the beach near Patuxet. They were
startled to see people from England in their deserted
village. For several days, they stayed nearby observing the
newcomers. Finally they decided to approach them. Samoset
walked into the village and said "welcome," Squanto soon
joined him. The Pilgrims were very surprised to meet two
Indians who spoke English.

The Pilgrims were not in good condition. They were
living in dirt-covered shelters, there was a shortage of
food, and nearly half of them had died during the winter.
They obviously needed help and the two men were a welcome
sight. Squanto, who probably knew more English than any
other Indian in North America at that time, decided to stay
with the Pilgrims for the next few months and teach them
how to survive in this new place. He brought them deer meat
and beaver skins. He taught them how to cultivate corn and
other new vegetables and how to build Indian-style houses.
He pointed out poisonous plants and showed how other plants
could be used as medicine. He explained how to dig and cook
clams, how to get sap from the maple trees, use fish for
fertilizer, and dozens of other skills needed for their
survival.

By the time fall arrived things were going much better
for the Pilgrims, thanks to the help they had received. The
corn they planted had grown well. There was enough food to
last the winter. They were living comfortably in their
Indian-style wigwams and had also managed to build one
European-style building out of squared logs. This was their
church. They were now in better health, and they knew more
about surviving in this new land. The Pilgrims decided to
have a thanksgiving feast to celebrate their good fortune.
They had observed thanksgiving feasts in November as
religious obligations in England for many years before
coming to the New World.

The Algonkian tribes held six thanksgiving festivals
during the year. The beginning of the Algonkian year was
marked by the Maple Dance which gave thanks to the Creator
for the maple tree and its syrup. This ceremony occurred
when the weather was warm enough for the sap to run in the
maple trees, sometimes as early as February. Second was the
planting feast, where the seeds were blessed. The
strawberry festival was next, celebrating the first fruits
of the season. Summer brought the green corn festival to
give thanks for the ripening corn. In late fall, the
harvest festival gave thanks for the food they had grown.
Mid-winter was the last ceremony of the old year. When the
Indians sat down to the "first Thanksgiving" with the
Pilgrims, it was really the fifth thanksgiving of the year
for them!

Captain Miles Standish, the leader of the Pilgrims,
invited Squanto, Samoset, Massasoit (the leader of the
Wampanoags), and their immediate families to join them for
a celebration, but they had no idea how big Indian families
could be. As the Thanksgiving feast began, the Pilgrims
were overwhelmed at the large turnout of ninety relatives
that Squanto and Samoset brought with them. The Pilgrims
were not prepared to feed a gathering of people that large
for three days. Seeing this, Massasoit gave orders to his
men within the first hour of his arrival to go home and get
more food. Thus it happened that the Indians supplied the
majority of the food: Five deer, many wild turkeys, fish,
beans, squash, corn soup, corn bread, and berries. Captain
Standish sat at one end of a long table and the Clan Chief
Massasoit sat at the other end. For the first time the
Wampanoag people were sitting at a table to eat instead of
on mats or furs spread on the ground. The Indian women sat
together with the Indian men to eat. The Pilgrim women,
however, stood quietly behind the table and waited until
after their men had eaten, since that was their custom.

For three days the Wampanoags feasted with the
Pilgrims. It was a special time of friendship between two
very different groups of people. A peace and friendship
agreement was made between Massasoit and Miles Standish
giving the Pilgrims the clearing in the forest where the
old Patuxet village once stood to build their new town of
Plymouth.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Howry's A Cub

The deal is done 3 years, $12M. Won't announce officially until next week, when Howry has his physical. Bullpen's looking better. Now it's time to focus on leadoff and another big stick in the OF.

100 Posts Baby!

To celebrate this milestone post, I thought I'd share 10 little known facts about myself, the intriguing and mysterious Tarzan Joe Wallis.

1) Tarzan Joe Wallis is my favorite Cubs from the monumentally bad teams of the late 1970s.

2) I have a single dimple when I smile -- on the right side of my face.

3) I have a single dimple on my butt -- on the right cheek.

4) When I was a kid, I had two nicknames: Jelly Belly (I was a chubby l'il dude) and Bazooka Butt (let your imagination run wild).

5) I have three visible scars -- on my chin from a bike accident, on my knee from hitting a fireplug making spectacular baseball catches, and on my left thigh from catching my leg on the bumper of a car.

6) When I was in high school, I was on the Board of the Chicago Catholic Youth Organization.

7) In my chubbier days, I would amuse friend and foe with "Belly Face." (eat your heart out Homer Simpson)

8) I invented an art form called "Flex Poetry", four lines of verse, always ending with "because I love you and stuff."

9) My attorney brother is a part-time improv performer at the IO in Chicago (formerly Improv Olympic).

10) In second grade, I was Mr. Frog in the class production of "Mr. Frog Goes A-Courtin'" when the star caught the flu, opposite the girl of my early grammar school dreams...

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

MOBA

MOBA -- The Museum of Bad Art. I'm fairly certain that if you look long enough, you'll find most of my grade school art work here. Love to know what the muse was for several of these works...





Gizoogle

Ever wanted to translate your webpage, or another's webpage into Snoop Doggy Dogg Gangsta speak? Then Gizoogle is for you. Word of warning though -- Gangsta speak can be somewhat colorful (or off-colorful, if you catch my drift). I've taken the liberty of editing out some of these remarks, so as not to offend some of my more sensitive readers...

For example, check out this translation of an Associated Press article on Ted Koppel's last Nightline:

Koppel Bidd'n Farewell ta 'Nightline'
Izzy

By DAVID BAUDER, AP Televizzle Writa 1 hour, 8 minutes ago

NEW YORK - The Ted Koppel era on ABC's "Nightline" ends wit his farewell Tuesday night afta 25 years of rhymin' a serious alternative ta late-night laughs.

Koppel's final broadcast was ta be a look B-to-tha-izzack at one of his favorite interviews. Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos: his 1995 conversizzles wit terminally ill college professor Morrie Schwartz, which led ta Mizzitch Albom's best-sell'n book "Tuesdays wit Morrie."

"Nightline" wiznill continue Monday wit a revamped format n hosts Martin Bashir, Cynthia McFadden n Terry Moran.

The program officially began in Mizzarch 1980 now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production. Playa Koppel spizzent several months brief'n brotha each nizzight `bout tha Iranian hostage crisis, ABC put him in that time slot permanently.

Koppel's live interviews wizzle tha early clockin' card. At tha time, wit CNN jizzay start'n as tha only all-news network, it was a novel idea ta bring interview subjects motherfu%$! fizzy all over tha world.

His voice rarely rose — n tha famous helmet of hizzy stayed in place — but Koppel's incisive interviews continued through Hurricane Katrina n his memorable takedown of forma Federal Emergency Managizzles Director Michael Brown.

"Oizzay legacy," Koppel told The Associated Press, "is that a serious news broadcast can be successful on all counts, witout blunt-rollin' ta anyone's wanna be gangsta instincts fo' sheezy. `Nightline' has made a lot of money. Ya "mess" with us, we gots to "mess" you up. It has been successful in terms of viewership, awards n accolades. But mizzay important ta me, it's bizzle successful in not ever hav'n ta cracka its standards."

In wanna be gangsta years, "Nightline" evolved into a home fo` some of broadcast's most serious news documentizzles wit each rhymin' concentrated on a single topic fo shizzle.

The program survived a brush wit death in 2002, W-H-to-tha-izzen ABC execizzles courted comic David Letterman ta fizzy tha tizzle sliznot.

Koppel, 65, slowed dizzle in his last few years, often perpetratin' three nights a week and, like tha late-night comedians, tap'n his shizzay a few hours before broadcast.

ABC wizzill go live again wit "Nightline" wizzy Bashir n McFadden wizzle friznom tha network's Times Square studio in New York. Like Koppel, Moran will be based in Washington yaba daba dizzle. New brotha James Goldston said tha spiffed-up "Nightline" will tackle several topics a niznight to increase tha peace.

Those is big changes, but Goldston said he's extremely consshizzous of not scar'n away tha loyal but blingin' "Nightline" audience — its nightly average of 3.6 million brotha is dizzle fizzy 5.5 million a decade ago. Goldston promised several stories on tha Iraq war n a series on AIDS in India in his first two weeks.

Koppel is not clockin' — he will continue work'n wit his produca, Tom Bettag. They were negotiat'n wit HBO `bout doing documentizzles with the S-N-double-O-P.

Cabbage?

Ever wonder what it would be like to be a cabbage? Wonder no more.

Super Bowl Shuffle II?

Not willing to go that far yet -- Carolina is a good team, but not a great team, methinks. Haven't been this excited about a Bears team since the late 80s, however. That defense has the makings of a dominant unit if the Bears do what it takes to keep them together. If Kyle Orton (or Rex Grossman) can make more strides over the next few years, they could eventually go Shufflin for the first time since I was a teenager...

View the original Shuffle

"They call me Fridge, and I'm the rookie. I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie."

Bobby Howry

Rumor has it that the Cubs made an offer to ex-Sox closer and Cleveland set-up man Bob Howry -- something in the range of $12M for 3 years. If they can get Howry to go along with Eyre, that would be a solid start to upgrading the bullpen. Still, $23M for two set-up men seems like a boatload of money that may lead to excuses as to why they can't sign a leadoff hitter, a SS, and another starter...

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Winter Movies

Love this time of year -- it's like summertime for movies -- only for adults. Saw Harry Potter this past weekend -- best of the Potter movies to date, but then it's gotten a little bit darker given the struggle between good and evil. Here's what's on my list between now and Christmas (although most will end up NetFlixed):

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
Jarhead
Walk the Line
The Ice Harvest
Syriana
The Libertine
Munich
The New World
The Matador
Good Night and Good Luck
The Weatherman
Shopgirl
A History of Violence
Elizabethtown

The Boss -- A Few Of My Favorite Springs(teen)

Love the Boss -- another chronological list of my favorites, again MY favorites (they may or may not be yours!)...

Growin' Up
It's Hard to Be a Saint in the City
4th of July, Asbury Park
Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)
Thunder Road
Tenth Avenue Freeze-out
Born to Run
Jungleland
Adam Raised a Cain
Something in the Night
Streets of Fire
Darkness on the Edge of Town
The River
Fade Away
Atlantic City
Reason to Believe
Walk Like A Man
Tunnel of Love
One Step Up
Better Days
If I Should Fall Behind
Sinaloa Cowboys
My Best Was Never Good Enough
Nothing Man
Jesus Was An Only Son

Saturday, November 19, 2005

A Few More Deep Thoughts

How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.