Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency -- Jen plugged it in her blog previously, and I'm doing the same because it is hands down gut-busting funny. Below is one of their lists.
State Songs, If They All Suggested the Apathy of Idaho's "Here We Have Idaho."
BY CRAIG ROBERTSON
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Check It Out, Dude, I Think That's Florida
Well, If You Insist, Then I Guess I'll Take Indiana
Hey, Is That Oregon? Oh, My Mistake, It's Washington
Hey, Kentucky, How You Doin'?
Texas, Does This Mole Look Irregular to You?
I Was Only Born in Arizona, Then We Moved When I Was 2
No, This Is the Other Carolina, but It's an Honest Mistake
Please Pass the Salt, Wyoming
I Don't Even Know Why I Try With You, Arkansas
To Maine It May Concern
Do You Like Nevada? If So, Check This Box
What Are You Going to Do, It's Michigan, You Know?
Kansas Loves Its Zoloft
Utah: The State Version of a Polite Nod in the Office Hallway
Minnesota, Land of Minimum Expectations
The Collective Sigh of Florida
Another Day, Another Delaware
3 comments:
hilarious
Uh, John, I don't get it.
Well, Mom, "Here we Have Idaho" does not sound like the title of a song that would contain an enthusiastic endorsement of Idaho, or a song that would made Idaho-eons proud of their great state and cause them to get all misty-eyed - it just says "Here, we have Idaho."
So the OTHER (made up) song titles on the list try to evoke a similar apathy or lack of enthusiasm for the state in question:
"Well, if You Insist, Then I Guess I'll Take Indiana"
Do you get it now?
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