In a nod to Jeff C-Win, as well as my chosen profession, I give you Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, from Saturday Night Live
"He used to be a caveman,
but now he's a lawyer.
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer!"
Transcript 1
Transcript 2
"Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you."
1 comment:
ooohh, so hilarious! thanks man
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