Even the Onion Has a Bead on the Cubs

Check out this article on the Cubs from America's Finest News Source, The Onion, titled, "Dusty Baker Not Worried About Cubs' Hot Start". Here's a "quote" from Dusty in the article, "The guys are in a bit of a groove right now, but they'll snap out of it," Baker said. "It's early yet. There's still plenty of time to get back off track and give the fans the kind of season they've come to know and expect."