Have you heard this one, about Lewis, the insane Connecticut bushwacking house cat? Animal control officials in Connecticut have issued a restraining order against the cat for stealth attacks on neighbors, friends and even the Avon Lady (well, she at least probably had it coming). Seems to be a bit o' species discrimination going on. If this was a dog, it would have been destroyed. But because cats have a higher proportion of equally insane owners (you never hear about the crazy old lady with 100 dogs, do you?), the cat gets off with a questionably enforceable rap. And Lady Justice weeps...
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